Amy Schumer Appointed Queen of Gaza

In a landslide victory that Hillary Clinton would envy, Amy Schumer has been unanimously elected queen of the newly conquered Jewish state of Gaza by the Jews who rule the world. The main factor in her victory has been her staunch support of Israel in its war on Palestinian children. Her unwavering defense of the IDF tactics, such as bombing of hospitals and blocking of lifesaving aid from reaching Gaza, has not gone unnoticed. In her victory speech, she stated that she “Didn’t even know this was a thing” and “doesn’t understand why she’s being tied up and blindfolded.” Without a doubt, Amy will go down as the greatest Jew in history for her incessant posting about the genocide occurring in Palestine.