VOTE?

Once again, we are approaching the great virtue-signal olympics. A prestigious event that only occurs once every four years but (allegedly) holds consequences that reverberate for many years to come. As always, the American people are tasked with a decision: Do we go with the same boring guy as the last 4 years, or throw a wrench in the plans and hope for a little bit of excitement from the cheeto guy? It’s a tough choice. Both guys are pretty old and exhibiting signs of dementia. Both are war criminals, though one is probably a criminal in many other ways(and might be imprisoned shortly). One guy is soooooo funny though