UGLY MEETS SOMEONE SPECIAL

UGLY: so, here’s a photo I took of Pusha T, that’s JT, she’s in City Girls, oh and here’s Bill Nye, remember him? Bill Nye rocked! it was awesome when Ms. Jalinsky would let us watch his show in class.

WELL-ADJUSTED COLLEGE GIRL: [texting her friend “help” under the table] that’s such vibes, hey I think my friends are looking for me, I’ll be right back, don’t move